![]() 10/20/2016 at 23:13 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
This has gone somewhat well, considering...
I looked at the instructions on the box and said “nah, that can all be substituted by diet Coke”. It immediately went rather wrong when it started out looking like some scary toxic red goo:
After 20 minutes in the oven the appearance had improved, but still looked fairly alarming in direct light:
Yeah, I made a little too much batter but at least I thought to put a cookie sheet under the pan.
In some softer light they look a little more edible, and edible they are.
So now I’m enjoying a cupcake and watching Frontline, because Frontline is amazing. I just watched “Terror In Europe” and I’m 90% through “Growing Up Trans” which is brutal and amazing. I’m probably going to watch another episode, because Frontline is so good.
Sensible !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for your time:
![]() 10/20/2016 at 23:24 |
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My roommate and I discovered at one point this summer that we had all the ingredients needed to bake a cake from scratch. The power to make cake is a dangerous one.
Even worse, I’ve discovered how easy it is to bake apple pies. With great power comes great responsibility. Or weight gain.
![]() 10/20/2016 at 23:27 |
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I like things with two ingredients, which make getting fat too easy.
![]() 10/20/2016 at 23:43 |
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forget cars and coffee, cars and cake is much better...
![]() 10/20/2016 at 23:46 |
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Diet coke? That’s were you went wrong. You gottta use the regular stuff.
![]() 10/20/2016 at 23:51 |
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With great power comes great responsibility. Or weight gain.
That explains what happened to Spider-Man.
![]() 10/20/2016 at 23:58 |
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Wrong, diet coke is life.
![]() 10/20/2016 at 23:58 |
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Agreed
![]() 10/21/2016 at 00:36 |
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Objectively false. Because the “sugars” in diet coke can’t be broken down by your body so your blood sugar spikes and makes you hungry.
![]() 10/21/2016 at 00:40 |
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Subjectively hella’ true though.